Welcome to LifeWaster! 
Live enough to make us rich!

Spend all your day living inside our app, use our health centers and avoid death to make us rich!

Spend your beautiful time on our app but be careful to avoid death while using it.

Get younger to spend more and more time, let us drain your soul only for profits! We need our yats.

Featuring 11 amazing songs & sound effects made by the one and only J.J. Williamson Robertson Frankstein (he does not use our app).

Renaissance pixel-art made with a secret research on the undiscovered Giza pyramid chamber by godly pop artist Jon J Jarhol.

App designed by the three times world Nobel price winner of How to design really adictive stuff that mess your mind, Jill J Works from Oranges company.

Works on mobile phones, of course. Works on pc, with mouse.

HOW TO USE

Use your eyes to look at the screen, use your hands and fingers to choose and press everything on screen until you recognize that some of that stuff that we designed to make our app very addictive, responds with a sound effect or a reward that triggers a serotonin rush in your brain.

Avoid getting sick, collect CrossLikes (our very valuable cryptocurrency) and use them on our Health Centers to stay alive while discovering new ways to be younger than a newborn baby to stay alive as much as you can.

Please, do not leave our app, that will result in losing money since our shareholders are counting you like sheeps and we all expect that you stay and recommend this app to your friends.

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